Andrew MacDonald's Real Ghouls Against Crime Book

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Unbelievable, deaf COOL, and most importantly - absolutely real hums on the guard of the law! Do you see pigeons on the windowsill or at the bus stop? It is very likely that right now they are investigating the crime of the century and protecting you from fierce pagans. After all, these birds are the best detectives, because who would pay attention to pigeons, which are full of people in the city park, on roofs and trees?